Laugh Yourself Skinny

Take a mini-vacation with me as we depart from the usual and embark on a trip down Funny Bone Lane. As the title of this post implies, articles on weight loss must start with a catchy headline, and that’s what we’ve got today. Asking for a little chuckle? Here you go – diet headlines you’ll never see on the cover of any magazine.

Buns of Steel Cut Oats
Fidgeting – All New Exercises for Busy Professionals
Worriers Guide to Weight Loss – Lose Pounds While You Lose Sleep
Bread, Water and You
Lose 10 lbs. Without Losing Your Head
Eat, Drink, and Meet Mary – Your Dietician
Weight Loss Secrets and the Common Cold
Your Wallet-on-a-diet Diet
Chew-Chew-Chew Your Way to Burning Calories
Speedy Weight Loss with Fast Food, Fast Times and Flax
Orgasmic Chocolate Gum: Myth or a Girl’s Best Friend?
Dominatrix Weight Loss Dungeon and How You Can Apply
Amazing Silt Discovery – Purifies While it Cleanses
Easy Recipes Not Worth Eating
Vanilla Pods and Hot Bods
A Loaf of Bread, a Jug of Wine and a Baggie Full of Bran
The Catch Your Own Food and Eat It Raw Diet
Lose Weight While Watching TV – Mission Impossible?
Gorge and Be Gorgeous!
Zip Your Lip to Zip Your Pants

To wrap up, here’s a variation on a perennial favorite:

Relationship Tell-all: How I Said “Get Lost” to Over 140 lbs!

Author/speaker Janet F. Williams is a high-end sales professional, sales trainer and coach for personal and professional development. She speaks on topics contained in her award-winning book “You Don’t Ask, You Don’t Get” to businesses, networking groups, non-profits, book clubs and more. For more information or to buy the book, please visit: www.JanetFWilliams.com and www.GoodDayMedia.com.